AISubs v3.7
Hey guys, I'm Tokai!
I'm Toshiki!
I'm Yabana!
I'm Meshame!
Recently, in the comment section,
I've been worried that my daughter is really sick.
The reason for that is that my speech is rough.
I've been like that for a long time.
It's not like you've changed.
My way of speaking isn't very beautiful Japanese,
but don't you guys think it's weird for me to speak like that?
I don't think it's weird at all.
It's a friendly way of speaking.
Some of us have to make funny content,
and some of us have to be funny.
It's not like you're the only one who's funny.
I'm not the only one who's funny,
so I want you guys to keep up with me.
I'm going to practice speaking rough this time.
What?
I'm the only one who's saying harsh things right now,
and people say, "Toshiki, you're in a bad mood."
If you guys find that kind of skill,
I think I'll be able to get rid of my bad speech.
That's why I'm going to practice speaking rough this time.
If you say something to someone you're not a member of,
I think it'll make them feel bad, and I think they'll feel the same way.
So instead of humans, I'm going to practice speaking rough to inanimate objects.
I have two people here with me right now.
First of all, I have something prepared for you.
Please practice speaking rough to that object.
I see.
You're going to say it like you're selling it, right?
- Yes. - I see.
Because speaking rough doesn't mean anything.
It doesn't mean anything.
This is... This is what I'm talking about!
- This is what I'm talking about! - You idiot!
- You're not wrong.
- No, but...
How do I say this? Japan is a country of rocks and stones,
and there are souls in everything.
- What do you mean? - You have a spirit of cherishing things.
- Is that okay? - If you think of it as a battle against God, it's okay.
Then I'll believe you.
- First of all, this is the first round. - Yes!
- First, Yumemaru will go first. - I see.
I haven't practiced speaking rough in a while, so I don't know if I can do it.
- You like it, don't you? - You like it, don't you?
Just so you know...
You're really tough against me, aren't you?
It's like a battle...
It's like a battle like this!
And when you're like this, you're like...
Guys, I'm...
I'm really pissed off, so I'm like, "This is weird."
But even now, I suddenly want to clap.
I'm getting mad.
I'm sure you'll be mad when you're the last one to die.
- Well, good luck, Yumebara-san. - I'll do my best.
[Yumebara-san's turn]
- So, Yumebara-san, you're up. - Yes.
When you open your face, you'll see your opponent who you should battle with.
- So, go ahead and battle. - Got it.
- I'll say "stop" if you do it like 200 times. - Okay.
- So, please keep saying "stop" until I say "stop". - Got it.
- Okay, here we go. Ready...
- Look at his face. - Start!
- Look at his face. - Are you okay, you bastard?!
He's orange!
You look like you're having a hard time, but did you manage to get a rice ball?!
- Hey! Who are you talking to?! - Shut up!
- Ooh... - Isn't that a little too much?
- Is he talking or something? - Isn't that a little too much?
- You look like you're orange. - I'm not orange! I'm just a little bit.
You're having a hard time, you bastard!
- Are you sunbathing or something?! - What are you talking about? I'm orange.
Orange?!
- I'm... - Not "sama" but "fruits-no-osama" (fruits-no-osama)
- I'm a durian! - Huh?
Don't you like oranges?
Haven't you ever been infected by oranges?
When I was in kindergarten or elementary school, I would eat oranges for lunch and throw them away!
- You love oranges so much, don't you? - Do you just eat them?
I'm the type of person who doesn't eat the fruit but only the fruit juice!
There's one more thing I hate about oranges.
The moment you bite it, it gets stuck in your teeth.
You should do something about it!
- Hey, oranges don't get stuck like that. - They do!
It's easy for humans to peel it off and distribute it.
It's probably the best fruit that's easy to eat even if you fry it.
Don't be ridiculous! I'm a "gachapa"!
It's really hard for me!
Do you understand?! This "gachapa" thing is really hard for me!
Have you ever had a friend tell you "There's something orange on your teeth!"?
It's all your fault!
- No matter where you are... - I'm a "gachapa"!
That's right! You're a "gachapa", aren't you?!
- Forced, forced... - It's been ten years since I forced you, you...
Wait a minute, this...
Your bad part is really dirty!
It's like a "gachapa", isn't it?! You should do something about it!
You look like a "gachapa", don't you?
Damn it...
- Damn it! - Nooo!
Toh!
Kaion!
Eaaaaah!
- It's difficult, isn't it? - It's very difficult.
It's like, "what should I do?" It's difficult for me if I don't spin fast.
- Well, in response to your regret, would you like to do it, Shibuya-san? - Would you like me to do it?!
- Well, then, please do your best! - Shibuya-san, you can do it!
No, I'm really not good at this, you know?
I'm the best prism!
Well, Shibuya-san, please look over here.
Well, right now, I'm hiding behind the white board, but behind that white board is a larger object.
- A larger object... - So, this time, you'll have to do it.
Ah, I'm scared! Thank you!
Shibuya-san, challenge! Ready...
Start!
Whaaaat's with this...
...stupidness?!
What kind of state is this?!
Inside! You!
If there's this smooth and delicate part of the inside...
...it's better to have a good sense of it, right?
- Right? Do you understand? - Isn't that the only part that's not good?
- Oooh... - I don't want you to say only that part, though.
- Eeeh?! - Well, you know, you have a good sense of it, right? That funny feeling?
That's right! That's why you've been giving away too much at festivals!
It's a bad luck, you know? A bad luck in this world!
- Right? - It's good, right? You can give away a lot at festivals.
If you forget about your sense of it, you'll be like, "Ah, I don't feel like going to festivals anymore," but...
...if you give away your house, you'll be like, "Ah, there's still room for me to have fun at festivals!"
- It's good, right? It's easy to give away. - But, like it says in the house, it's just some random advertisement, right?
What's with this advertisement of yours? What does it mean?
Notice everyone's personality, thoughts, and feelings.
- It's not bad for anyone's sake, you know?! - Eeeh?!
- No, it was bad for me. - Eeeh?!
- It's not bad for you, you know?! - Eeeh?!
Use a fan! There's a USB fan out there right now!
You're getting too emotional, aren't you?!
- Huh?! - A little more Japanese...
You stink, you stink...
- The battle is over! - Oh, it's over!
- How was it, Shibai-san? - Well, I'm sorry...
You're really bad at getting angry, aren't you?
Everyone's trying really hard to look you in the eye, you know?
You're laughing normally, aren't you?
Well, since you've understood the settings here and there,
- should I show you my demonic side? - Sure.
By the way, I don't know what's going to come out of it either, you know?
Don't say bad things about other people's lives, you idiot!
- Alright, Yoshimura-san. - Alright.
- Play it. - Go ahead!
This isn't good. I really think it's an evil custom.
What's the point of this?
It's like, "I have to put it on," and it's decided like that,
but it's just tightening up the necks of the people who work with it and lowering their wages.
Do you have that kind of awareness?
Do you contribute positively to society by going that far and lowering your wages?
You seriously don't talk, do you?
You talk too much, you know?
- Especially when Cool Beast is there, you know? - You don't have to say things like that.
I'm there, and that place is tightened up.
I know, but it's just your imagination, isn't it?
In the end, Cool Beast is there, and you're looking for a reason to take it off.
You don't have to say such cold things like that.
- I know, but you don't have to do it. - I don't have to do it.
If you put it on in the winter, will you be okay with it?
I mean, if you're going to wear it, you'll wear a mask.
You're terrible.
- You're a manly man, you know? - Yes.
I think the coolest clothes are suits after all.
In those suits, persistence is very important, you know?
So now you're walking outside and you're working as hard as you can, and you think I'm lame?
When you work, I think you can wear clothes.
I think you should wear a clothe that's easiest for you to say anything about, and show results.
For example, you say "Choose my clothes, choose my clothes, choose my clothes"...
It's not my call.
Do you understand?
If you drink it, you'll feel like you're an anime character.
Stay away from work!
I'm not going home just for work.
Maybe you don't have to work anymore.
Then you can wear a tie for a week.
That's good, isn't it?
You're doing it because you think it's fashionable.
Please wear a tie for two weeks because you think it's fashionable.
I don't care what I wear every day.
It's different.
Then you can wear a tie for a week.
A tie is...
So...
Um...
Do your best!
It's not always necessary, is it?
That's why you say you don't need it.
People who work don't need it.
I think you don't need it now.
Who do you think you need it for?
I sometimes need it.
When do you need it?
When I go sightseeing.
When I want to look cool.
Did you have to wear a tie from the beginning?
No.
You made that rule on your own, so you're tied up with it.
Your neck is tied up and your feelings are tied up.
It's over!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
It was dangerous. I was about to get hit.
Reconciliation! Reconciliation! Reconciliation!
Reconciliation! Reconciliation!
Oh, my God!
Was it okay?
I think it's fashionable to wear a tie at once.
It's like you're making your own turn.
There's another tie in the box.
So...
Hey, you guys!
Who are you?
I'm here!
You have a bad voice.
Don't call me "here"!
I'm behind you.
I'm here!
What?!
I'm the saint of the wall!
I'm not calling you "saint of the wall" today.
I'm here!
You said you had a soul in you, didn't you?
I have a soul in me, too.
Of course you do.
If you touch me like that, you'll get in trouble later.
Let me tell you something.
We don't have a clear voice because of our nature.
It's like yoga.
Both of you are talking.
I'm sorry for putting you in a difficult position.
When we have a conversation like we're both talking, it's kind of weird.
So I thought you'd say "turn" and "right".
"Turn" and "right", right?
Especially your tie earlier.
It's kind of loose.
It's kind of hard.
It's kind of loose.
I think you're going to say something, but I want you to say it.
I'm sorry.
You're not going to say it, are you?
Oh, I see.
You can say it later in the editing.
It's because of the wall.
Are you ready?
Yes!
I'm going to be in this box, so please watch carefully.
Ready, go!
Ora!
Ora, ora, ora!
What is this?
Isn't it a pipe?
Is it a pipe?
Hey! Don't you understand me?!
I'm definitely a pipe!
You're definitely a pipe.
You're not a pipe!
I think you're made of rubber material.
You're riding too much of a bike and it's falling apart.
You should be here.
I'm not a real grip.
I'm a pipe!
You can't recite like this if you're not a pipe.
You can't recite like you are.
Please say the original sound of a pipe.
Jyan, you're here, pipe!
Please don't laugh.
You're the only one laughing.
Should I say "Akichi" or "Jyan"?
"Jyan", "Jyan", "Akichi", "Jibetan", "Nobita", "With the same eyes, sing, pipe!"
You don't have to say "mikan box" or "ginger box".
You're going too far!
But you're still small.
I'm not just Doraemon.
I'm Mario!
Mario doesn't look like a black pipe.
A pipe is a pipe!
Even if you say you're a pipe, you're not a pipe, right?
What do you mean?
Actually, I've never met a pipe in my life.
No, you haven't.
You're a pipe now!
Don't move!
You're a pipe!
Like this!
Why don't you just put it in?
Are you going to decide by the price of a pipe?
The price of this instrument!
Hmm...
I don't know what you're talking about.
It may not be the right way to use it!
You may think you don't need it anymore!
I'm doing it downstairs, so let's use it properly!
But!
You all have a pipe in your hearts!
No, it's not there!
Without a giant's pipe, without Mario's pipe,
how can you live with children?
That's a pipe!
Mario doesn't think you're doing it anymore!
It's terrible!
The end!
Shit!
Isn't it a little unique?
Then you come here!
Pipe!
So we practiced the baton.
How was it?
The baton comes out naturally.
It's not something you can do on your own.
There's something difficult about it.
It's not easy at all!
Also, I'm looking at you now,
so don't look at me.
In the comment section,
some people say that we're bad-tempered,
but we're not bad-tempered or rude,
so I hope you'll continue to respect us.
We're really fighting because we turned off the camera.
It's not a fight!
Why are you angry?
No, I'm not angry.
Are you fighting?
I'm not fighting!
You're not fighting, are you?
I'm always watching you because you're a wall.
I'm watching you.
Say "pipe!"
You can do it like this, too.
You can do it.
I'm watching you, so do your best.
Thank you!
Pipe!
No, say it in a weird way.
Pipe!
Be a giant's foundation.
Be Mario's pathway.
Live like that with children.
That's "pipe"!
Don't you think Mario would do something like you with a log?
It's...
It's terrible!